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Moi on Extra?!?!
You bet! And let me tell you–it was a blast! Mario Lopez was so sweet and they’ll be showing more of my appearance this weekend, so watch out for it! I even signed some copies of my book at The Grove! How fabulous!
Yayyyy! Look at my book!
FABULOUS ALERT: MY BOOK IS IN STORES!!! =) xoxo
That’s right, folksies! You can now walk into your local Barnes & Noble or Powell’s or simply order online and get a copy of my “Guide to Crazy, Nastyass Animals”!!!
I have had the thrill to tour the Northwest and meet so many wonderful people! I am blessed!
The more we can learn about other animals, and realize we are not alone on this planet–the better off we can be as both humans and a society as a whole! Now, that being written, this doesn’t mean we have to be all “Debbie Downer” about it–we just need to educate one another and learn what we as individuals and as a nation, can do to treat our wildlife and animals better!
I am thrilled to visit Stanford University tonight! See you there, lovers!
Love,
Randall =)
xoxo
Have You Pre-Ordered Your Book Yet, Stupid?!
Well, folksies…the days are passing ever-so-quickly and soon enough, my book will hit book shelves! I am so excited and can’t wait to speak and read from my book! Check back here often for news and info!
-Randall =)
xoxo
Are You Ready for Some Honey Badger Fun?!?!
Hey, lovers! Here’s the teaser for my fabulous, informative and nasty book, “Honey Badger Don’t Care: Ewwwwww-What the Hell is That?! Randall’s Guide to Crazy, Nastyass Animals!” And to answer everyone’s question? Yes–there will be an audiobook available narrated by Jeremy Irons…LOLOL–no, silly–it’s narrated by yours truly! So, get ready! January 24th, my book hits stores and I will be reading and discussing my book; as well as signing them starting on the 23rd in Santa Monica, California!
Stay Tuned!!!
Honey Badger Game App for iPhone & Android
Check it out, it’s badass!
Honey Badger Game Censored for Android
Honey Badger Game Uncensored for Android
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! =) xoxo Welcome to 2012!
How exciting?! New year, new resolutions and focus–ah…to start anew; blank slate. I love it–but nothing drove me nuttier with every new year, in having to listen to and sing along with that old, “Auld Lane Signs” song! I mean, it’s a really out-of-date song and in short, hasn’t truly stood the test of time the way some other songs have. In fact, at this point the music itself (which is hundreds upon hundreds of years old and from Scotland) is what makes it–but those lyrics are tiresome and stupid.
So, I took it upon myself to come up with my own updated versh! A “new” New Years song, if you will…and here it is!
=) xoxo
And here’s the video to my new years jammy:
MERRY HOLIDAYS AND TO ALL A FABULOUS NIGHT!!!
Season’s Greetings & Happy Holidays, lovers!
Don’t forget, it’s never too late, stupid, to pre-order my book! They make purrrrfect holiday prezzies!
In the meantime, won’t you please join me in singing, “The 12 Nastyass Days of Christmas”?!
=) xoxo
2012 Means Fun, Fun, Fun!!!
Get ready!!!
OMG! Can you believe it?! I’m going to be talking and signing very soon! I am so looking forward to a fabulous time on the road–meeting new people, talking about animals and what I love to do: narrate wildlife!!!
When a friend of my assistant’s, Chrissy, sent this to him–he sent it to me and I flew beyond excited! I am just so thrilled to “take the show on the road” as it were, and show my book off to everyone! It was exciting to write it, and now, I look very forward to reading from it, discussing it and signing them for peeps!
And FYI, I just finished recording my audiobook companion to the book! And let me tell you–you’re gonna love it! I simply cannot wait!
Love,
Randall =)
xoxo
Randall’s Appearances for Honey Badger Don’t Care
January 23, 7:00 p.m.
Barnes & Noble 3rd Street Promenade
1201 3rd Street
Santa Monica, CA 90401
310-260-9110
January 24, 7:30 p.m.
Powell’s
1005 W. Burnside
Portland, OR 97209
503-228-4651
www.Powells.com
January 26, 6:00 p.m.
Stanford Bookstore
519 Lasuen Mall
Stanford, CA 94305
650-329-1217
www.stanfordbookstore.com
January 27, 7:00 p.m.
University of Washington
University Bookstore
4326 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105
206-634-3400